威尼斯海滩附近城区的建筑对比感鲜明 ah, Venice beach...A city built on contrast.
价值百万的现代住宅楼群中 Decade old concrete buildings layered...
点缀着一些老式建筑 Between million dollar homes.
大街小巷随处可见从海滩上游玩归来，筋疲力竭的人们 Worn out beach bums litter the same streets...
想必你的堂兄弟，每年也会来此地消遣一番 Your cousins from Oklahoma visit every summer.
可惜的是，以前你常爱去的那些廉价酒吧都不复存在了 Every weird dive bar you love is being pushed out...
取而代之的是那些个狗屁科技公司 By some shitbag tech company.
在海滩上喧闹的人群中，你可能会发现这个家伙 And somewhere between the ruckus, you'll find this guy...
他是威尼斯海滩区唯一合法的私人侦探 Venice's only licensed detective.
你们可得好好珍惜自己的人生 You just gotta live your life.
时光飞逝，一眨眼就过去了 It goes by so fast. It's like a whisper.
他是我的老板，名叫史蒂夫·福特 that's my boss, Steve Ford...
自封为社区里的名誉领袖 A self-appointed figurehead in the community.
并沉浸于其中，无法自拔 Takes that job very seriously.
一眨眼你们就12岁了 Before you know it, you're 12 years old...
想想看，那时的你们会身处何处？ And then where are you?
我不希望你们犯和我一样的错误 I don't want you to make the same mistakes that I made.
一个人是怎么走向堕落的呢，最开始他抽点小烟 It starts like this, a little bit of weed...
之后开始吸大麻，然后你猜怎么着 And then a little bit of blow, okay?
酗酒，每周几瓶龙舌兰酒少不了 And then a couple bottles of Tequila every week.
最后每周还要出去风流三次 And hookers three times a week.
没错，这样的逍遥日子确实舒服，很刺激 And yeah, it's fun, in the moment, it's fun...
但这只是暂时的，我告诉你们 But let me tell you something.
当你感到头昏脑涨的时候 Those moments always end up when your head feels like this big...
你们的好日子就到头了 Like a bus ran over it.
你们觉得这种日子会有好结果么？不，肯定不会有的 You happy about that? No, you're not happy about that.
过不了几天 Then not too long after that...
你可能会光着屁股，坐在厨房的地板上 You're sitting on your kitchen floor, buck naked...
把枪口放进嘴里 You got a gun in your mouth...
满脑子想的都是，我是不是人生走到尽头了 And all you're thinking about is, is today the day?
我要不要扣动扳机？砰！ Is today the day I pull the trigger? Bang!
但每个人，都有活下去的权利，不能随意放弃自己的生命 But you got a right to live...
你们都得好好地活着，听懂了么 And you gotta fuckin' live right, you get me?
不说了，我们去玩吧 All right... let's go.
这里是滑板公园，大家动起来，我们来玩滑板 This is a skate park, come on. Let's go skate.
我一直很想成为一名私家侦探 I always wanted to be a private detective...
但镇上的老前辈也就史蒂夫一个 And with Steve being the only outfit in town...
我没得选，只能跟着他干 I really had no other choice, but to work with him.
其实我觉得这样也挺好 Which is good... I think.
因为他正忙着给当地的小孩子们灌输人生经验 And seeing as he was busy mentoring the local youth...
所以今天我终于有机会独自跟进的我的第一桩案子 Of today, I was left to finally get a shot at cracking...
目前我正在跟踪当事人，名叫诺拉·杜娅索波 My first case and it has led me here, to Nola Tuiasosopo...
我觉得我这次应该没念错她的名字吧 At least, I believe I'm pronouncing that right...
好吧，其实我也不是那么确定；她来自萨摩亚 I don't know, she's samoan.
我没有别的意思，但不得不说 Not that there's anything wrong with that...
有些萨摩亚人的姓氏的确比较难念 Some of them have tricky last names, some of them.
算了，要是又错了，我以后再改 God, well, I'll edit that later.
她自从七月份开始失踪至今 Uh-- missing since July...
不过凑巧的是，我刚刚在第六大街和奥克伍德大街的拐角处发现了她 I just spotted her at the corner of Sixth and Oakwood.
我跟你说，关于她的长相，史蒂夫可没有夸大其词 And, let me tell you, Steve was not exaggerating...
诺拉的确长得不错 Nola is very attractive.
我亲眼所见，她长得楚楚动人 Scratch that, she is very, very insanely--
美的都可以去当个模特了 why isn't she a professional model-attractive.
回归正题，现在她看起来 Anyway, by the looks of it...
似乎要去参加一个社区互助小组活动 She's going into a support group of some kind.
我猜这应该是个匿名戒酒互助小组吧 I'm guessing alcoholics anonymous, just--
该死的！ shit. Dammit.
我的手机！ Agh!
哦对，我叫约翰，是史蒂夫的搭档 John and my name's John, Steve's partner.
额，其实还算不上正式的搭档 Uh, well, soon to be partner...
等一些手续办好就能转正了 Just waiting for some paperwork.
谁想第一个发言？ Who'd like to go first?
大家好，我叫瑞克，我是一位性瘾者 Hello, my name's Rick and I'm a sex addict.
瑞克，你好 Hi, Rick.
我从原来在天主教学校上学开始 Um... my poison's pornography.
就沉迷于色情片了 It started back in catholic school...
现在情况越来越糟 And got progressively worse.
我现在每周花40个小时打手枪 I'm currently logging about 40 hours a week.
唉，和每周全职工作的时间一样长 That's a full-time job.
我是以下4个大型色情网站的会员 I've got premium subscriptions to the big four...
Pornhub, redtube, reality kings 和 brazzers Pornhub, redtube, reality kings and brazzers.
还有eskimotube, jizzhut，我也经常光顾 Not to mention, eskimotube, jizzhut--
天啊，我真是个怪物！ oh god, I'm a monster!
简直难以置信，你怎么看？ Jesus, right?
那位朋友，你想和大家分享一下自己的故事么？ Would you like to share with the group?
啊？ Hm?
你想和大家分享一下自己生活中遇到的问题么？ Would you like to share with the group?
不用了，我挺好的 The group? Uh... no! No, I'm good.
我听听大家的分享就好 I'm good to just listen.
这可不太好 That's not really how it works.
每位新人第一次参加活动时 Everyone is required to participate...
都必须参与进来 On their first night, please.
好吧，如果一定要我参与的话 Well, if it's required.
那我就讲讲我的故事吧 Uh... okay.
我叫约翰，也是一位性瘾者 Um, I'm John and I'm a sex addict.
你好，约翰 Hi, John.
大家好 Hello.
是这样的，我很喜欢性爱 Uh, yeah, I just love sex.
在床上主动被动对我来说都挺好 I love getting it, i love giving it.
我做的次数太多了 I love it too much and I get it too much...
这是我主要的问题 That's my main problem.
若是将人生比作一条道路，我总是举起自己的大拇指 On that sex road, I've got my thumb out...
等着某人停下车，我们一起共度春宵 Waiting to get on one of the sex cars.
我每周在这方面也会花上40个小时 I am also logging about 40 hours a week...
但我是真的在做爱，而不是像这家伙一样打手枪哟 But on sex, not just jacking off like this guy, right?
而且还是全套的那种 Full-blown sex.
而且说实话，仔细想想，我做的时间可能不止40个小时 And, actually, come to think of it, it's more than 40 hours.
等于说，我是在加班加点的做爱 So, I'm doing time and a half.
讲道理，都应该给我发加班费了啊 I should get paid my overtime.
开个玩笑，我纵欲无度，当然不是因为我能从中获利 I mean, obviously I'm not condoning sex for money.
拿身体换钱，这肯定是不好的 That's bad, right?
这一点大家都同意吧？那就好 We all agree, would you? Good.
我真的很喜欢同年纪比我大的人做爱，但其实年龄方面我倒没什么特别的要求 I really just have sex with any old thang that comes my way.
当然也是有底线的，比如未成年人 There's some limits, obviously, age, 18 and below is no...
肯定不行，那可不太好 No bueno, no good.
成年的才是我的菜 Upwards, though, is where i really shine...
50,60，80,90,100岁的都行 50, 60, 80, 90, centennials--
够了！ okay!
- 约翰，谢谢你分享的故事 - 好的，不客气 - Uh, thank you for sharing, John. - All right, you got it.
嘿，诺拉 Nola? Hey, Nola?
你这是在跟踪我么 Are you following me?
不不不，我不是跟踪你，别用防狼喷雾喷我 No, no, no, I'm not following you, no, no, don't mace me!
我不是跟踪狂 I'm not a stalker.
严格意义上说，我是在跟踪你，但我不是变态骚扰狂 I am technically following you, but not in a stalker way...
就是那种很专业的，有职业准则的跟踪 Just as a professional... Strictly professional.
是这样的，你的哥哥雇我老板寻找你的下落 Look, your brothers hired my boss to find you...
所以我现在来找你了 And that's where I come in.
他们想要你回家，他们很想念你 They want you to come home, okay, they miss you.
至少让我开车送你去我老板家吧 I could drive you, at least to my boss' house.
当然，是用很专业的方式 In a professional way...
我绝对不是个疯子，也不是变态 Not as a maniac or a pervert, on either parts.
好的，我会告诉她的 Yeah, uh, I'll let her know.
好了，你可以在那住一晚，很安全的 All right, so you'll be safe there till tomorrow...
然后明天早上我们再考虑 And then in the morning we can figure out...
该怎么处理你和你哥哥的事 How best to deal with your brothers.
话说那个叫瑞克的家伙，一周40个小时，很夸张啊 Well, how about that Rick guy? 40 hours a week?
简直是对手淫矢志不渝啊 I mean, that's a serious commitment to masturbation.
是啊，估计他每隔一段时间换一只手，以免太枯燥吧 Yeah, hopefully he's changing hands every once in a while.
如果他不经常换的话，搞不好手腕会出毛病呢 I mean, if you don't, that's carpal tunnel syndrome--
还可能会磨出水泡呢 and the blistering
或者发炎 -是啊 And chafing. - Yeah.
要是发炎的话，涂点抗生素软膏就能继续撸了 Let's just hope he's got a little tub of like, neosporin.
真恶心！ 我就随口说说而已 Ew! Well, I'm just saying.
当我没说啦 Sorry.
到了，就是这了 - 嗯 Okay, well, this is it. - Great.
你看，这里的环境还是不错的 Yeah. As you can see, it's a very nice establishment.
我们马上就送你回家 And uh, you'll be home in no time.
送她上来 send her up.
这就是我的老板，史蒂夫 There he is.
他人挺不错的 Steve's a great guy.
好吧，就送你到这了，很高兴见到你 All right, well, pleasure to meet you.
我也是 You, too.
谢谢你开车送我过来 - 没事，这是我的本职工作 Thanks for the ride. - No problem, just doing my job.
拜拜 - 再见 Goodbye. - See ya.
她会没事的 She'll be fine.
史蒂夫是个好人 Steve's a good guy.
她肯定会没事的 She'll be fine.
别乱动，你居然敢碰我妹妹，你会后悔的 Stay down! You're gonna wish you never touched her!
别乱来，你们会打死他的！ Stop it, you're gonna kill him!
诺拉，闭嘴，给我滚回房间 Nola, take your ass in the goddamn room...
待在里面，别出来 And don't you come out of there!
冷静冷静，听我解释 Listen, listen, let's talk about this.
让你尝尝我们哥俩的拳头 You're about to go through a samoan storm.
我们是付钱让你找人，史蒂夫 - 我确实找到她了啊 Paid you to find her, Steve.- I did find her!
我们是叫你找到她，没让你上她 We told you to find her, not fuck her.
她是我们的亲妹妹，你这畜生 She's our sister, you son of a bitch.
我知道 Yeah.
你死定了，史蒂夫 You're dead, Steve!
快跑，史蒂夫，快跑！ Run, Steve, run!
举起手来，伙计，把手放在我看的到的地方 Okay, hands, pal! Let me see your hands!
听到没有，我叫你举起手来 I said hands, now, get them up!
我的天 Aw, Jesus.
哟，这不是比尔么，老哥近来如何啊 Oh, Bill, it's you. Jesus, how you doing, man?
史蒂夫，你光着屁股在这搞什么鬼 Steve, what the hell are you doing out here?
你咋还活在梦里呢 Look, aren't you tired of this Peter Pan bullshit?
你这样是不行的，都一把年纪了 This is no kind of life, you're an old man.
怎么不去找个年龄合适的 Now why don't you just meet somebody your own age...
成个家好好过日子呢？ And make a life, for god sakes?
我会的 I will.
我跟你说，史蒂夫，你天天在外面惹是生非，万一那些不法之徒找上门去 You know, someday, Steve, one of these guys is gonna catch you...
你要怎么办 And what are you gonna do then?
拨打911报警电话，把你喊来，然后大家一起去吃甜甜圈 Call 9-1-1, come find you, we're gonna eat a lot of donuts.
滚你丫的，史蒂夫 - 照顾好自己 Fuck you, Steve. - Take care of yourself.
- 赶紧回去 - 保重 Go home.- Be careful.
你这简直就是精神不正常 This is not normal, okay?
要是换成别人，我早就掏电击棒了 They hook electrodes up to people when they do this.
原来背后被插是这种感觉啊 Well, that's what that feels like.
他在那，抓住他！ There he is, get him!
快，快转弯！ Turn, turn, hurry up! Hurry up!
快追！ Go, go, go!
他这回跑不掉了 Oh yeah, we got him now.
开快点 Faster.
快点！抓住这个混蛋！ Go, go, go, go, go! Look at this asshole!
该死的！我们下车！ Shit! Come on, let's go, let's go.
借过一下 Excuse me.
史蒂夫，你带枪（光着身子）进酒吧不好吧 Steve, you can't have a gun in the bar!
你这混蛋！ You motherfucker!
我们追！ Let's go, go, go!
快追！ Go, go, go, go!
提诺，开门，让我进去！ Tino, tino. Let me in!
他躲哪去了？ Where'd he go?
老哥，快，快开门 Yo, open up, man. Come on.
你没穿衣服？ You're naked.
是啊，我没穿衣服，求求你让我进去 What? Yeah, naked. Please let me in.
史蒂夫，见到你我又想到了我的伤心事啊 I can't take another heart break, Steve.
你说的是那辆车的事么？ The car? That's what this is about?
我超爱那辆车，史蒂夫 I loved that car, Steve.
我的天，提诺，你先让我进去 Oh, man, come on, tino.
有人偷走了它，我想让你帮忙找回来 It was stolen and I asked for your help.
我想你郑重道歉，可以了么？ I'm sorry, all right?
我是个敏感的人，很容易受伤的 I got feelings and I'm sensitive.
我知道，我理解你 I know you're sensitive. I understand!
好好好，答应你，我会帮你把车找回来 Alright, I'll get the car, I'll get the car for you, alright?
你保证？ 我保证 Say you promise. I promise.
- 听起来一点都不真心 - 我保证一定帮你找回车 You're not saying it. I promise you I'll get it.
- 你要郑重发誓 - 我发誓 No! Fingers up. I promise.
老哥，你快让我进去啊！ Let me in, man, all right!
把你的老二遮住，我这还有很多披萨饼呢 Cover that dick, all right, i got pizza here.
好好好 All right, yeah.
操 Fuck.
听我口令，扔！ Pull, fucker!
我才不进去呢，这里是斯派德的地盘 I'm not going in there. That's spyder's place.
我的车就在他车库里，史蒂夫，你答应了帮我找回来的 My car's in that guy's garage, Steve, you gotta get it for me.
老哥，我又不能帮你还债，我他妈只是个私家侦探啊 I'm not a repo man, okay, I'm a fucking detective.
史蒂夫，你答应过我的，我可救过你一命 You promised, Steve. I saved your ass, Steve.
你要说话算话！ - 好好好 Your word is your bond. - Okay, all right.
你要说话算话！ Your word is your bond!
好好好，别急，把车钥匙给我 All right, all right, just relax. Give me the keys.
谢谢你 Thank you, Steve.
交给我吧 I got this.
看，我厉害吧 Hell yeah, fool.
两份大香肠比萨饼，是你点的吧？ Hey. Two large pepperoni pizzas. You ordered them, right?
斯派德，送披萨饼的来了 Hey, spyder, pizza dude's here.
卡洛斯·曼纽埃尔·奥乔亚，绰号“斯派德” Carlos Manuel Ochoa, goes by the name of...
跟锡那罗亚贩毒集团有来往 Spyder, with a "y," with links to the Sinaloa cartel.
有传闻称斯派德曾经杀死一位星巴克的服务员 Rumor has it he once killed a barista at Starbucks...
只因为那位服务员拼错了他的名字 For misspelling his name.
但这怪不得别人啊，谁会想到他的名字是那么拼的，当然这不重要 Which is tricky, it's with a "y." Not the point.
总之，威尼斯海滩区的毒品 If there's drugs being sold in venice...
都是从斯派德手上流出来的 They're coming from spyder.
两份香肠披萨饼，不是你点的么？ Two pepperoni pizzas. Didn't you order that?
伙计，我们这没人点披萨啊 No one ordered pizza, man.
2004号，这肯定是你点的啊 2-0-0-4, this is your pizza, right?
这么大把年纪了，还送外卖呢？ Kinda old to be delivering pizzas, aye?
是啊，老哥 You're telling me, man...
就因为这个工作，我天天跟我老婆吵架 My old lady gives me shit all the time about it.
要付你多少？ How much?
25美元 $25.00.
兄弟，谢谢了 Thanks, man, thank you, that's plenty.
老哥，能借用下你这的洗手间么 Hey, man, can I use your restroom?
我在车里憋太久了 I've been in the car a long time.
上大号还是小号？ One or two?
就上个小号，一会就好 One.
去吧 All right, bro.
厕所怎么走 Where is it?
往左走，别尿在坐便器上 To the left. Don't piss on the seat, huh?
好的 All right.
你是谁，你是条子么？ Who the fuck are you, are you a cop!? Huh? Huh?
不是 - 你是谁 No. - Huh? Who are you?
我叫史蒂夫 St-- Steve.
是么？ Is that right?
我是斯派德的朋友 I'm spyder's friend.
好吧 Yeah?
这里是洗手间吧？ That's the lavatory, right?
斯派德，好像有人在偷你的车 Hey, spyder, I think someone's stealing your car.
他妈的 Motherfucker.
你毁了我的车 You killed my car.
这怎么能叫毁了呢，老哥，你看看 Aw, you can't kill a car like this, man, look at it.
没什么啦，这敲几下，换几块玻璃就好了啊 You know, a little hammer, a little glass.
轮胎看起来没啥问题呢 Tires still look fantastic.
节哀吧 Sorry.
烫死我了！ Fuck!
戴夫·琼斯 John Dave Jones...
当然，他不是猴子乐队的那个主唱 And no, not the lead singer of the monkees.
也算当地的一个风流人物了，他是史蒂夫的铁杆朋友 This guy's a local legend and Steve's longtime best pal.
他称自己曾嗑药后一丝不挂，连续12个小时 His claim to fame was surfing the pier naked...
在码头附近冲浪 For 12 hours straight...On acid.
但因为他的婚姻一团乱麻，现已离婚 Nowadays he's lost a lot of that mojo...
他目前已经风光不再了 Mainly due to a pretty nasty divorce.
嘿，戴夫 Hey, Dave.
你改行去提诺的披萨店工作了？ Did you start working at tino's pizza?
你想听听我的看法么？ Yeah. You want my take on all of this?
你说 Yeah.
别开冲浪店，你看看这些积压的货 Never buy a surf shop, look at this inventory.
她想要全部财产，还要我付赡养费 She wants full assets and alimony, too.
老哥，我很遗憾，你肯定能挺过去的 Sorry, man. You're gonna be all right.
我们一起想办法对付她 We'll figure something out.
天要亮了 Sun's gonna be up soon.
是啊，我要回去睡觉了 Yeah, it is. Should probably get some sleep.
我才刚刚把你的新冲浪板做好，你就要走？ I just finished your new board.
这冲浪板不错，但我要去接我的狗了 This has been fun, but I gotta go pick up my dog.
为啥不把你的狗送你侄女呢 Why don't you just let her have buddy?
她希望我能经常去把狗接走 She likes that I come by to pick him up.
能让她感觉好点，更准确的说，可能让她更有安全感吧 Makes her feel better, safer I think.
你这是在老牛吃嫩草么？ Her?
约翰·史蒂夫的妹妹最近过的不太好 John Steve's sister has fallen on hard times...
她的丈夫卷走存款，一走了之 After her husband took off and emptied their bank account.
史蒂夫只得时不时去她家看看 He's really been there for her.
史蒂夫，你来了啊 Steve.
尽可能的帮她渡过难关 helping out as much as he can.
嘿，凯蒂 - 谢谢你的咖啡 Hey, katey. - Thanks for the coffee.
史蒂夫是个无私的人 it's pretty selfless of him,actually.
看吧，就把自己要喝的咖啡送出去了，是个好人 see? What a guy.
泰勒！你叔叔要把狗接走了 Taylor! Taylor! Uncle Steve's here to pick up buddy.
你有打听到他的消息么 Have you heard from him?
应该是在澳大利亚的某个地方逍遥快活吧 Still somewhere in Australia and finding himself.
我们付不起这的房租了 We can't afford to stay here.
他大概是觉得花花世界很精彩？ He thinks there's something more out there.
我的天，呆在家有什么不好啊 I mean, what the fuck is out there?
亲爱的，别急，你一定能挺过去的 Honey, I don't know. You're gonna be all right.
巴迪·福特，换算成人的年龄，已经有49岁了 buddy Ford, 49 years old...
它是一只纯种拉塞尔小猎犬 In dog years and 100 percent parson Russell terrier.
史蒂夫爱死这条狗了 Man, does Steve love that dog.
史蒂夫叔叔 Uncle Steve.
泰勒，在学什么呢? Hi, Taylor. What are you studying?
化学 Chemistry.
有不懂的可以问我啊 Want some help with that?
我这个是大学预科化学，只怕你做不来 A.P. Chemistry.
你今晚能把巴迪送回来么？ Will you bring buddy back later tonight?
那么，我每天晚上把他送过来 How about if I bring him back every night and pick him up...
然后第二天一大早把他接走，直到你改变主意为止，你看如何？ First thing in the morning, until you tell me to stop?
真的可以这样么？ Really?
可以啊 Yeah.
那真是太好了 That would be cool.
他晚上可能会肠胃胀气，但我觉得没啥大问题 He gets a little gassy. I don't mind it.
来吧，巴迪，跟我来 Come on, buddy, here we go. Come on, here you go, right out here.
抱歉，禁止带狗入内 Sorry, no dogs.
不用管他 Oh no, he's all right.
你这是什么意思？ What does that mean?
这只是我试图绕开规则时的说辞罢了 That's just something I say when i try to circumvent the rules.
有时能把别人忽悠住 Sometimes it works. Mm-mm.
看样子对你无效啊，伙计，出去吧 No? All right. Get out, pal.
来一个大杯咖啡 Large coffee.
你没在办公室里？ You're not in your office.
犹太卢 Lew the Jew.
可能听起来比较奇怪 whoa, whoa, okay, I know how that sounds.
但这种称呼并没有歧视的意味，大家都这么叫他 It's not offensive, everyone calls him that.
连他自己都称呼自己为“犹太卢”了 I mean, he calls himself, "lew the Jew."
对，我没在 No, I'm not in my office.
我去你办公室找你了 - 所以你想说什么？ I went by your office. And you didn't find me there?
史蒂夫，我这有个活 Steve, I want to hire you.
他是个精明的商人 he's a savvy businessman...
还有点吝啬 And a little miserly...
不是犹太文化中的那种抠，抠的还算比较正常 But not in a Jewish way, in a normal way.
照片上的女孩... - 史蒂夫 Girl in the picture-- hey, hey, Steve...
总共也就换来几张照片，那笔钱不少啦 That's a lot of money for just a few pictures, you know?
要是没这几张照片，恐怕你得花更多钱 Yeah. Could've cost you a lot more money.
以前的事不提了，我们来谈正事 Why are we arguing? Let's talk business
谢谢 Thank you.
改天再谈吧，卢 I'll see you later, lew.
巴迪，我们走 Let's go, buddy.
有个混蛋画家在我的 Some son of a bitch graffiti punk has been spray-painting...
公寓楼墙壁上喷了一幅画 The walls of my apartment buildings.
这我倒是能帮上忙 Well, I could certainly help you with that.
我认识不少住在附近的涂鸦艺人 I know many of the taggers in the neighborhood...
但问题是，你还欠我钱 The only problem is, you still owe me money.
史蒂夫，我不能付你钱 Aw, Steve, I can't pay you for that.
这是原则问题，希望你能理解 You understand, it's the principle of the thing.
史蒂夫，我们的乐队要重组了 Steve! We're getting the band back together, bro!
太棒了！ - 兄弟！ Great! - My man!
泰勒·斯威夫特拯救了音乐市场 Yeah! Taylor swift saved the music industry!
那他妈是谁？ Who the hell is that?
我也不知道 No clue.
这样吧，我把房子卖回给你 I'll sell you the house back.
你是说我父母的那套房子么？ My parent's house?
对 Yeah.
你要把房子卖回给我？ You'll sell it back to me?
以你买走时的价格卖回给我？ At the same price they sold it to you for?
史蒂夫，你这是在放我的血啊 Come on, Stevie, you're killing me, man.
海滩区邻近硅谷，是块风水宝地 I mean, this is silicon beach now.
你知道我能靠那套房子中捞多少钱么 You realize what I could get for that house
那就免谈 No deal.
在原价格的基础上多收你10% Ten percent more.
卢，我能看出来这件事对你来说很重要 I can see this is really important to you, lew.
你是怎么看出来的 What gave it away?
我要你白纸黑字，清清楚楚的写好 I want it in writing.
好吧，我答应你，我先带你去看看那幅画 You're killin' me. Fine, let's go. I gotta show it to you.
我的天 Holy Christ.
这下明白了我为什么这么在意了吧 See what I mean?
我喜欢这幅画 I like it.
你应该知道我有多不喜欢它 You could see how I might not.
说实话，他对你的形象刻画很到位啊 He's really captured your essence.
为什么不用油漆直接把它盖掉呢？ Why don't you just paint over it?
我已经盖掉四次了 I painted over it four times.
你还没看到其它几幅画 All right, you should have seen the other shit...
比这幅更下流 It was filthier than this.
真是难以想象，还有比这还下流的？ I can't imagine anything filthier than this.
别多想了，史蒂夫，如果你还想要回你父母房子的话，就赶紧把这家伙揪出来 Just get it done, Steve, if you want your parent's house back.
直接付钱给我就行 Just pay me.
过来，别看了 Don't look at that, come here, don't look at that.
戴夫的冲浪店：店主离婚，清仓大甩卖
这个多少钱？ How about this?
只收现金，不收支票；你手上那个折价出售哦 Cash only, no checks. And that's on sale.
太好了，谢谢 Great, thanks.
她可以夺走我的店，但我什么都不会给她留下 She can take my shop, but I'm not leaving her anything.
干得好 Yeah.
我要向前看 I'm letting it go.
说得对，伙计，要向前看 You do that, pal, let it all go.
通常到一天的这个时候 now, normally by this time...
史蒂夫已经喝了8杯咖啡了 Steve's already had about eight cups of coffee...
但他的身体似乎不太适应过多的咖啡因 And he doesn't really handle the caffeine all that well.
跟大家分享个小秘密，我偷偷的把他办公室里的咖啡换成了 So, a little secret between you and I is I switched the brew...
低咖啡因的，以避免他的身体起不良反应 In our office with decaf, you know, to take the edge off.
约翰，你有看到我放在这的一张照片么 John. Have you seen a picture around here
就是那张我家的照片 A picture of my house?
哇，这咖啡真不错 Wow, this is good coffee.
刚刚那几个萨摩亚人打电话来找你 Ah... the samoans called looking for you.
我跟他们说你很抱歉 I said that you were very sorry.
很好，你没把办公室的地址告诉他们吧？ Good. You didn't give them the address to the office, right?
没呢 - 很好 No. - Good.
不过，我觉得如果他们稍微做点调查 Although, I'm sure if they were to do any type...
就能找上门来 Of light investigating, they could find out where it is.
嗯..你有没有看到那张照片？ Um... what about the picture?
就是我家房子的那张照片 It's a picture of my family's house.
没，对了，保险公司打来电话，说还有些事情没搞清 No. Look, the insurance company said they won't pay...
所以暂时不会付钱 Until you get a couple things sorted out.
你真的没看到过我父母房子的照片？ A picture of my parent's house.
没看到 Yeah, I haven't seen it.
- 就在我的桌子上 - 我真的没看到 It was on my desk. Okay, still, no house.
保险公司的人还说要我们把文件发过去 The insurance company said that we won't get paid...
否则他们不会付钱 Until we, you know, file them.
先别管那个，我们有新案子了 Mm-hm. We're on a new case now.
那行 Great.
有人在犹太卢手里一栋公寓楼的外墙壁上 Lew the Jew, all his apartment buildings...
画满了涂鸦 You're getting graffiti all over the place.
看来这个月我算是白忙活了 There's a month of my life down the drain.
那栋房子的照片，明明就在我... The house, it was on my desk-- it was right--
终于找到了 sorry, this is it right here.
来，我们来看看这张照片上究竟有啥 Oh, oh, well, let's see what this photo is all about.
这是我小时候，快看，我那时才七岁 This is me as a kid. Look, seven years old right there.
我手里抱着一只狗 I'm holding the dog.
那是你？ - 是的 That's you? - Yeah.
你小时候真胖啊 You're such a fat kid.
你懂的，父母尽让我吃垃圾食品 You know, my parent's fed me all the wrong food, but--
而且吃的量还不少 yeah, a lot of it, too.
看起来就像，你家本来有三个孩子，但其中一个被你吃了一样 Looks like you might have had a third brother that you ate.
你居然没把那条狗也吃了，我很惊讶 Surprised you didn't eat the dog.
不然你怎么会胖成这样 Just because of how big you are.
但是你现在身材挺好的 But you're good now, so--
你认不认识住在这附近的涂鸦艺人？ do you know any graffiti artists around here?!
我不认识... No, not personally--
那你还站在这干什么，赶紧去找啊 well, then you should find some, how about that!
没问题，我马上出发去找 Yeah, sure, definitely, I'll find some graffiti artists.
以后你多买这种咖啡 You should get some more of this coffee, too.
没问题 Yep, definitely.
史蒂夫，有事找你 Steve, I need you.
看样子我刚刚喝进去的卡路里马上要耗光了 I lost a lot of this weight right away.
巴迪，我们走 Come on, buddy.
你头发也马上要掉光了 You also lost a lot of that hair right away, too.
史蒂夫 Steve. Hey.
我需要你的帮助 I need your help.
什么时候？ - 就现在 All right, when? - Right now.
- 现在？ - 就现在 Right now? - Right now.
想知道为什么吗，我现在很绝望 You know why. I'm desperate.
好吧，巴迪，上来，坐到后面，我们走 Okay. All right, buddy, in the back, up we go.
情况紧急啊，是吧？ Right now, huh?
没错 Yep.
巴迪，别站起来 Stay low, buddy.
戴上这个耳机，我会跟你 Put this in your ear, you'll be able to hear me...
保持联络 Talking to you the whole time.
行 Okay.
你确定要去跟她见面么？ You sure you want to go through with this?
兄弟，我这也是迫不得已啊 I have to, Steve.
一出现什么不好的苗头，你就抬腿走人 The first sign of trouble, you get the fuck out of there.
我懂的 I know, I will.
我是认真的 I'm not kidding.
祝我好运吧 Wish me luck.
- 我能坐下么 - 当然可以，你还，戴夫 - Dave may I? - hi, Dave.
安妮 Anne.
戴夫，你得把离婚协议给签了，不能再拖了 You need to sign the divorce papers, Dave.
不要签字 don't sign anything.
再重复一遍，不要签字 Repeat, do not sign anything, Dave.
戴夫！ Dave!
我可以把冲浪店留给你 I'll give you the surf shop, you can have it.
不能签 don't do it.
赶紧走人吧 Get up and walk away.
你确定不再考虑下？ You won't reconsider?
不用了 It's done.
戴夫，我们之间已经结束了 Dave, it's done!
伙计，你可要想清楚啊 careful, buddy.
我想通了，这份协议我签了 I'm going to sign these papers...
因为我已经放下过去了 Because I've learned how to let go.
别啊兄弟 oh, no.
如果你觉得我所打拼出的一切 And if you think you deserve everything...
都应该无条件送给你，那我愿意都给你 I've ever worked for, then i want you to have it...
冲浪店也给你 Including the surf shop.
别啊，戴夫 no, no, Dave...
不要签字，快住手 Don't sign anything, stop, stop.
我尽力了 I told him.
我应该是彻底玩完了 I think I fucked up.
一切都会好起来的 It'll be okay.
来吧，巴迪 Come on, buddy.
你要陪泰勒一会儿了 You're gonna be spending some time with Taylor.
又没叫你永远陪着她，来吧 Not forever. Come on.
听话，快去敲门 That a boy. Go knock on the door.
你还好么？ How ya doin'?
我还好，你呢 I'm okay. How are you?
你知道么，我一直把你当成自己的亲生儿子一样看待 You know that I think of you as a son.
这我倒不知道，不过谢谢你 Uh...I did not know that, but thank you.
我想我有的时候，也把你当成自己的亲生父亲 I guess I feel like, sometimes i think of you as a father...
就是那种令人生畏的父亲 In a way... a very intimidating father.
约翰，我需要你的帮助 I'm gonna need your help, John.
好啊，具体是要我干啥，要我出外勤么？ Okay, what, like out in the field?
我要你想办法到外面抓到那个 You're gonna go out there and you're gonna find out...
在犹太卢的公寓楼外墙上涂鸦的人 Whoever's painting these murals on lew the Jew's walls.
我问过这附近所有的涂鸦艺人了，一无所获 I checked out all the taggers in the city. I got nothing.
这家伙甚至都不留个签名 The guy doesn't leave a signature.
那说不定他不是涂鸦艺人，搞不好这家伙是一个专业的画家 Maybe he's not a tagger, maybe this guy's a trained artist.
嗯，有道理 Okay, yeah, sure, yeah, that fits.
哦对，约翰，记得多穿一条内裤 And John... wear extra underpants.
为什么 Why?
什么为什么？ Why?
为什么我要多穿一条内裤？ Why do I have to wear extra underpants?
这是干这行的规矩 That's the discipline.
抱歉，我多嘴问一句，难道要成为一名侦探 I'm sorry, sorry, it's part of being a detective...
就一定要多穿几条内裤？ To wear multiple pairs of underwear?
你难道现在就穿了好几条内裤？ Do you have multiple pairs of underwear on right now?
这是秘密 That's my secret.
好吧 Cool.
做好准备，赶紧出发 Get yourself ready.
典型的严父式口吻 Classic father figure.
我的天，诺拉，你怎么还在这，我们之间已经结束了 Jesus Christ, Nola, no, this has gotta stop, okay?
真的结束了 It really does. It's over.
我不能再跟你见面了 I cannot see you anymore.
可我控制不住自己啊 I just had to see you.
宝贝.. Oh, baby...
史蒂夫，我们继续啊，别接电话 Steve, don't answer that.
这是泰勒打来的，我得接一下 - 泰勒是谁？ This is Taylor. - Who's Taylor?
让我接个电话；亲爱的，什么事？ Hold on. Hey, honey, hi, how are you doing?
史蒂夫叔叔 uncle Steve.
- 我现在就想要你 - 你旁边的是谁？ I want you right now. Who's that?
那是我家的女仆，她刚刚滑倒了 Oh, that's the maid, she slipped and fell.
我们家被抢了，所有东西都被抢走了！ we've been robbed, they took everything!
你说什么？ You got what!
他们把电视，音响和泰勒的游戏机都偷走了！ They took everything, the TV, the stereo, Taylor's Xbox.
简直难以置信，他们居然把巴迪也带走了！ I can't believe it, they took buddy!
你们保持冷静，等警察来 Try to stay calm and wait for the cops.
那你去哪？ - 我要去把我的狗找回来 Well, where are you going? - I'm gonna go and get my dog.
我们的狗 - 对，我们的狗！ Our dog. Our dog!
待在家别出去！ Don't leave!
- 拉杰什，我有事找你 - 我什么都没看到 Rajeesh. I didn't see anything.
你说什么？ - 我什么都没看到，什么都不知道 See what? Anything.
你到底在说什么 - 不知道 What the fuck you talking-- no.
能不能让我... - 不管你问什么，我都不知道 Well, can i-- doesn't matter what it is.
史蒂夫，我不想再自找麻烦了 I'm not trying to get into any more trouble, Steve.
那我能不能... - 不能 Well, can i-- no!
你店门口的监控摄像头正对着我家的那条街呢 Your security camera is pointing right down my street.
住在这附近的人都很讨厌我，知道么？ They hate me in this neighborhood, all right?
你说什么呢，你深受爱戴啊 Who hates you? You are beloved.
才不是呢；不管怎么说，你的事跟我没关系 Not all of them, okay, but I'm the outsider.
他们偷走了我的狗巴迪 They stole my dog, buddy.
难不成你觉得是我偷的？就因为我们国家的人爱吃狗肉？ A delicacy in my country, right?
我可没这么说过 I never said that.
你就是这么想的，这样吧，你出200块，监控录像卖给你 You thought it. $200.
这么贵？ $200?
想要买通我背叛邻居，就得花这么多钱 That's how much it costs to betray my neighbor.
我这是作了什么孽啊 What is it coming to?
80块行么？ How about $80?
行吧，你个穷鬼 Fine. Loser.
有两个瘾君子，他们到我店里来，想把他们手上的东西卖了换点酒喝 Two guys, druggies, they tried to trade their stuff...
你的狗在他们手上 For some beer, they had your dog.
我之前看到他们在海滨人行道附近晃悠 I've seen them hanging out down by the boardwalk.
你是个好邻居 You're a good neighbor.
滚你丫的，史蒂夫 Fuck you, Steve.
白痴，给我来一口如何？ Hey, dickhead, can I hit that?
你刚刚叫我们什么来着？ What'd you call us?
其实我刚刚想说的是，白痴们 Actually, what I meant to say was, dickheads.
你是白痴一号，他是白痴二号 Dickhead one, dickhead two.
去死吧 Hey, fuck you, man!
再骂我一句试试？ - 兄弟，我们招你惹你了？ How's that? - Hey, what's your problem, bro!
老子打的就是你们两个王八蛋 - 你把我的鼻子打断了，变态 You're my problem. You broke my nose, fag!
你鼻子断不断关我屁事，你们把我的狗弄哪去了？ Oh, shut up, who cares? Where's my fucking dog?
那狗跑了 - 对对对，你的狗跑了 He ran away. Yeah, he ran away. He ran away.
什么叫我的狗跑了？ What do you mean, he ran away?
我们把你的狗给了我们的雇主，你的狗在他手上 We gave him to our dealer, our dealer has him.
他叫什么？ - 我们不知道你狗的名字啊 What's his name? I don't know the dog's name!
不是问你狗的名字，蠢货，我是问你们的雇主是谁 Not the dog's name, idiot! What's your dealer's name?
斯派德，我们的雇主叫斯派德 Spyder, his name is spyder!
你把巴迪的项圈当手镯了？ Buddy's collar?
敢碰我的狗，我跟你们没完 Never fuck with a man's dog.
去他妈的 Fuck me sideways.
嘿，你们好 Hey, guys.
斯派德，我是史蒂夫，你还记得我么？ Spyder? Hey, spyder, it's me, Steve, you remember?
上次开车把你的车库门撞坏了 I felt really bad about crashing the car...
我很抱歉 Through your garage door.
所以这次我给你带了一篮子小松饼... Brought you this delicious basket of muf--
兄弟，你还真有胆量啊 you got some grand-fucking cojones showing your face...
敢一个人找上门来 Around here again, bro.
现在是几点？ What time is it?
又到了揍你一顿的时候了 Time to fuck you up again, yo.
这家伙居然把自己撞晕了 That fucker knocked himself out.
嘿，这是什么味道的松饼？ Hey, what is this?
香蕉核桃味的 Banana walnut.
我还吃出了一股肉桂味 It's got a hint of cinnamon, yo.
所以，你为什么又来找我？ So, why you here, loco?
我的侄女，泰勒，刚刚满15岁 There's this girl. It's my niece, Taylor, just turned 15.
她是个很可爱的女孩 She's a sweet girl.
她学习很好，很聪明，很阳光，很幽默 Does good in school, she's smart, she's happy, she's funny.
突然他的父亲收拾东西一走了之了 Out of nowhere, her dad picks up and takes off.
说什么要出去闯闯，找寻自我，鬼才信呢 Just goes to try and find himself, whatever that means.
所以，现在是我在照顾她和她的母亲，凯蒂 So now, I just-- I look after Taylor and her mom, katey.
你说这些狗屁东西有啥用? What the fuck this gotta do with anything?
让他说完 Let him finish.
兄弟，你继续说 Go, bro.
昨晚，她家被偷了 Last night, their house got robbed.
窃贼偷走了那台电视，那台音响和那台游戏机 They took that TV, that stereo system and that Xbox.
但最重要的是，他们把我的狗也牵走了 But the most important thing that they took was my dog.
巴迪 Buddy.
这只狗？ - 就是这条狗 This dog? That is my dog.
我可没偷你的狗 I didn't steal this dog, okay?
这是我的狗 - 我再说一遍，我没有偷你的狗 Yeah, that dog is my dog. I didn't steal this dog.
闭嘴 Shut up.
没错，我们没偷你的狗，有人把这只狗当做礼物送给了我们 Yo, we didn't steal no dog. The dog was a gift.
不管怎么说，这狗是我侄女 Nevertheless, this dog is the only thing...
唯一的依靠 That my niece gets any comfort from.
所以你想要回这条狗？ So, you want the dog back?
我可不会把狗还给你 - 闭嘴 I'm not giving you the dog back! - Shut up.
我只想把狗要回来 It's the only thing I want.
那行，我们可以把狗还给你 Okay then, ese. You can have the dog back.
不行 - 闭嘴 No! - Yes. Shh.
只要你付3000块，我就把狗还给你 It's only gonna cost you $3,000.
3000块？ $3,000?
4000块 - 你刚刚说的是3000块啊 $4,000. - You just said, $3,000.
你还撞碎了我的窗户，多赔我1000块 You just fucked up my window.
你把狗给我 You gave that dog to me.
闭嘴 Colate.
你给我4000块，就当是我车子、车库门还有窗户的修理费 You give me four grand for the car, the window...
我就把你的狗还给你 And the garage and I'll throw the dog in...
我很仁慈啦，因为你小侄女的故事，感动了我 Because the story of the little niece... touched my heart, bro.
我没那么多钱 I don't have that kind of money.
那我就他妈的把你给杀了 Then I'll fucking kill you.
要钱没有，要命一条 Then I can get it.
我给你一天时间凑齐这笔钱 You got 24 hours, Holmes.
斯派德，那是我的狗 That's my dog, spyder.
尤里，威尼斯区的有名的放贷者 Yuri, venice's local loan shark...
他是一个冷血的混蛋 And ruthless son of a bitch.
没人愿意 Everybody knows, he is the last person...
问他借钱 You want to borrow money from.
他也是海滩上的比基尼美女 He's also the last person you want to see...
最不愿意看到的人 On a beach wearing a bikini.
我爱这个国家 I love this country.
他只给你一天的时间还钱 he only gives you a day to pay him back.
我在想，他只给别人一天时间还债 I mean, what kind of person borrows money from a guy...
谁会借这种人的钱啊 Who only gives you a day to pay him back?
尤里，找的怎么样了 - How's it going, Yuri?
干这活需要耐心，怎么，你要借多少钱？ Eh, it takes Patience. So, how much money you looking for?
五千块 $5,000.
电话里你说只借四千啊 On the phone you said, $4,000.
我想的是多借一千块，有备无患 I figured if I ask for four, i should probably ask for five.
不是么 Right?
那你准备怎么还钱？ So, how you figure on paying this monies back?
尤里，我可是史蒂夫啊，还钱的问题你放心好了 Yuri, it's me, Steve, you know I'm good for it.
哇哦，找到东西了 Whoa, oh, oh!
等等，哈哈 Wait, wait, wait. Ha, ha, ha, ha!
居然找到了一块卡西欧手表，这玩意我用的上，我时间意识很差的 Huh! A casio! I need this, I'm awful with time.
你有听说过“白俄罗斯领结”么 Listen, you ever heard of the, uh, Belarus bowtie?
首先把你的睾丸割下来 First you cut off the testicles...
然后把它们挂在你的喉咙两边 Then you shove them down throat.
这里切两个口子 Then you have incision here and here.
再把那玩意挤出来，看起来就像 You pop the balls out and it looks like a...
就像个领结？ Bowtie?
没错 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Very formal.
史蒂夫，我很喜欢你，你是个幽默的人 Listen, Stevie, I like you, you're funny.
我把钱借给你，但你必须按时还钱，要不然我就给你打一个“白俄罗斯领结” I loan you money, but you pay me back or you have scrotum bowtie.
明白了么 "Ponimayu?"
没问题，听起来很吓人啊 Da. Scrotum bowtie.
是啊 Mm-hm.
祝你好运 - 谢谢 Good luck.- Thank you.
再见 See you soon.
史蒂夫，现在情况是这样 So, Steve...
我刚才和我的房产经纪人通了个电话 I just got off the phone with my brokers and it turns out...
有一些中国的客户想买我的那栋公寓楼 That the Chinese group that's interested in buying...
因为有人在外墙上涂鸦 My apartment complex is getting a little skittish...
现在情况很棘手 About the graffiti situation.
我这边的调查情况也很是棘手啊 Yeah... the graffiti situation is getting skittishy.
史蒂夫，他们的出价降了一半 They're cutting their offer by half, Steve.
现在你这么办 So, here's the thing, okay?
我限你两天内找到那个涂鸦艺人 You find this graffiti kid in the next two days...
保证交易完成前都不会有人在外墙上乱涂乱画 And you guarantee me no graffiti through the end of escrow...
我就按我收购时的价格 把房子卖还给你 And I will sell you this house for what I paid for it.
卢，你真是慷慨啊 That's really generous, lew.
那是 Mm-hm, it is.
我跟你说，我估计如果这回我没帮你抓到那个家伙 Look, the way I see it, you're probably looking at a loss...
你的损失大概会有八位数吧 Of eight figures if I don't find this guy.
如果你不想要我帮忙也行 But if you don't want my help, I understand.
好吧 - 你肯定可以... Okay-- - I'm sure you--
行了，我懂你的意思了 okay, okay, yeah, I get it, okay.
揪出这个家伙，我把这房子送给你 Find the guy and I'll give you the fuckin' house!
这就对了嘛，互利共赢，大家都开心 You see? Give, take, and everybody's happy.
我不开心，看看我的脸，你觉得我开心么？赶紧把这个混蛋揪出来 I'm not happy. This is not happy. Catch the fucker.
史蒂夫，我是约翰，你没接电话，我只能给你留言了 Steve? Hi, it's John, sorry to leave this on your voicemail...
是这样，我正在看犹太卢公寓楼 But I'm just looking at a picture of one of the murals...
外墙上的其中一幅壁画，我是这么觉得的 From lew's building and, okay, yes...
如果要我给这幅画打分的话，十分满分，我给七分 I give the piece as a whole, seven out of ten.
看睾丸附近的阴影部分，那些线条 The scrotum shading, the veins...
刻画的非常真实，看起来是一个比较专业的画家 And it's like the whole thing just follows you.
所以我打算这么办 So, here's what I'm gonna do.
我打算去拜访这附近所有的美术馆 I'm gonna go to all the local art galleries...
给那里的负责人看看这幅画 Show them the picture...
看看他们知不知道谁能画出这样的老二 Just try to absorb as much cock as I can.
当然，只是让他们看看，而不是... In, uh-- ocularly, through my eyes, not--
好吧，不扯了 all right, well...
我马上出发去查，晚点再给你汇报 I'm gonna go hop on this and I'll check in with you later.
天，这真是个馊主意 Jesus, man, that was bad.
嘿，你好，不知道能不能向你打听一位画家 Hey, uh... I'm wondering if i can ask you about an artist.
没问题 - 谢谢 Sure. - Okay.
先提醒一下你，这幅画有点下流 Uh-- I gotta warn you, it's a little racy.
这肯定是萨尔瓦多·洛佩兹画的 Ah, yes! Salvatore Lopez, that's the artist.
萨尔瓦多·洛佩兹，你确定么？ Salvatore Lopez, are you sure?
我确定 - 你真的确定么？ I'm positive. - You sure?
你看，你是不是觉得这些线条看起来很真实 Yes. Look, you see how the veins follow you?
没错 Yes, I do.
他的画就这风格 It's him.
还有这个睾丸附近的阴影部分... And the, uh, scrotal shading, it's--
这是典型的萨尔瓦多绘画手法，这画绝对出自他手 I mean, it's classic Salvatore. Perfect.
还是他典型的绘画手法？ - 没错 Classic Salvatore? - Absolutely, yes.
有意思..我能上哪找他？ Classic Salvatore... where can i find him?
你找他干嘛? Hm, why?
因为我是他的忠实粉丝 Just 'cause I'm a big fan...
而且我正打算找他画幅壁画呢 And I'm actually looking to commission a mural.
好吧，你留下你的手机号，我想办法通知他 Okay, well, leave me your number, I'll see what I can do.
斯派德，四千块凑齐了 Hey, spyder, got it, four grand.
钱给你了，我的狗呢 Four grand. Where's my dog?
告诉你个坏消息，你的狗不见了 Bad news, fucker. Your dog's gone.
不见了？怎么会不见了？ Gone? How gone?
那个臭婊子卢佩溜了，把狗一起带走了 All the way gone. Lupe, that bitch, took him.
你他妈放什么屁呢，我钱都给你了 What are you talking about. You just took my money!
这些钱是我的车，窗户和车库门的修理费，没毛病啊 Hey man, this was for the car, the window and the garage.
我本来打算把那条狗免费送你呢 I was gonna throw the little dog in for free.
你他妈以为我是白痴么? You think I'm some kind of fucking idiot!?
把狗还给我，要不然我要暴走了 Get me my dog or I'm gonna go crazy!
那狗他妈的就不在了！ The dog's just gone, is that it!
嘿，兄弟 Hey, bro? Bro?
你他妈的以为我是好欺负的么，老子家里也有道上的人 Don't think I don't have fucking nice people in my house!
看来你真的疯了 You really are crazy.
他们见过的世面可比你多得多了 They've been to places that you have never been to!
我知道，你个混蛋 I can see that, fucker.
他们可都是一群疯子 A lot of mental illness!
兄弟，那是泰勒的电视 Hey, that's Taylor's TV, bro.
什么鬼泰勒 What about Taylor!
那是你小侄女的电视，兄弟 Yo. That's your little niece's TV, bro.
深呼吸，冷静下来 Take a breath, bro.
听我说，是那个臭婊子带走了你的狗 Listen, that bitch lupe took your dog, hm?
她还偷走了我一手提箱的可卡因 And a briefcase filled with my cocaine.
你找到她，把我的毒品追回来，我就把这四千块还给你 You find her, you get my shit, I'll give you your money back.
这样吧，我找到她，拿回你的货 How about this? How about I find your girl and your briefcase...
你付三倍的钱给我 Full of cocaine and you pay me triple the money.
噗 Psh!
成交，你个混蛋 Deal, fucker.
那你最好动作快点，等我的货转手了你就追不回来了 But you better do it now, before my drugs find a new distributor.
我马上就去办 I'll get right on it.
你记住，你找到了那个臭婊子，就找到了你的狗 Listen... wherever this bitch is, your dog's there, too.
她原来经常去诺氏百乐坊（游乐园）玩 What? She likes Knott's Berry Farms, Holmes.
那里不是早就关门了么？ Knott's Berry farm's been closed for a long time, hasn't it?
没呢，现在还在正常营业 No, it's still open.
旁边那个是她的妹妹，康斯薇拉 That other bitch in that picture is her other sister, Consuela...
她经常去我侄子开的酒吧，名字叫la patronca She sometimes hangs out at my cousin's bar, la patronca.
你有那的地址么 Got an address on that?
你不是侦探么，自己去他妈的谷歌一下啊 Fuckin' Google it, Holmes.
约翰，我要你去帮我去一个酒吧打听一点消息 John I need you to run some recon for me.
好么，伙计？ Okay, pal?
那个酒吧叫la patronca The bar is la patronca...
我们要找一个叫做康斯薇拉的女孩 We're looking for a girl named consuela.
你要打听到她住在哪 We find out where's she's staying...
然后我们就能顺藤摸瓜，找到卢佩和她手上的货 And that will lead us to lupe and the coke.
约翰，记得别打草惊蛇 And John, try not to stand out, okay?
赫克特，他妈的我不是跟你说了么，你他妈不是DJ，别乱放音乐 Hector! Goddammit, what'd I tell you, you're not a fucking dj!
你好啊，朋友，这个酒吧真不错 Hey there, amigo. Uh, quite a place you got here. Really nice.
首先 Um... to start...
给我来一杯你们这最好的啤酒 I would like one of your finest cervezas, por favor.
两块应该够了吧，不要以为我是外国人就宰我 I believe $2.00 should do it. I don't want no gringo prices.
天啊 Oh my.
靴子不错 Nice boots.
多谢夸奖 Oh, thank you, thank you so much.
零钱不用找了 Ah, you can keep the change.
还有，我想向你打听一点事 I'm also, uh-- I'm hoping you know something...
你认识照片上的这个女孩么 About this girl right here.
天啊 Jesus.
你打听这个干嘛？你是条子么？ Why you asking? You a cop?
不不不，我不是 No, no, I'm not a cop.
我是她的一个朋友，在打听她的下落 No, no, no, I'm just a friend, I'm just looking for her.
她是不是跟你也有一腿？ She messing with you, too?
没啊 No, not that I know of.
我跟她不是男女朋友关系，我只是想找她谈谈 No, it's nothing personal, i just wanna talk to her.
好吧，我只是问问而已 Okay... just had to check.
她叫康斯薇拉 Her name's consuela.
她跟她姐姐卢佩一起 She lives at the Hollywood premiere motel...
住在好莱坞高级汽车旅馆 With her sister, lupe.
好吧，想不到 Oh, oh wow, okay, uh... great, that was a lot easier...
你这么爽快的就告诉我了 Than I thought it would be.
多谢 Thank you, uh, gracias.
他把核吐地上了 Oh, he spit that pit on your floor.
是这样的，我来这就是想打听一下她的下落 Uh, you know what, that is legitimately all I needed...
所以，好吧 To know, so-- all right...
这张照片就送你了，谢谢你的帮助 I'm gonna let you keep that and thank you so much for your time.
这瓶酒归你了，就当是我付的小费了，谢了兄弟 You can actually have the beer, that's for you, my tip. Thanks.
小心点，她可是个狐狸精 Be careful! She plays mind games.
好的 Okay.
经常几个小时不回短信 Takes hours to respond to texts.
有什么事么... Oh, hello.
最惹人讨厌的是，她经常会跟你安排好计划 One of the most annoying things is that she'll make plans...
然后等到那一天，又突然取消 And then cancel them, day of.
她有时邀请你去她家看电影 She'll invite you over to watch a movie and then...
结果就真的只是看电影！ Just wanna watch a movie!
好吧.. 她是天蝎座 Uh... okay. - Oh, and she's a capricorn.
我知道了，但我真的要走了 Okay, I really, I gotta get going.
兄弟，你要是找到了她，麻烦你跟她说里戈韦托想她了 Yo, if you find her, tell her Rigoberto is thinking about her.
我会的，晚安，先生们 I will. Good day, gentlemen.
我出色的完成了任务 so, after my stellar detective work...
我告诉史蒂夫，她住在 I pointed Steve in the direction...
好莱坞高级汽车旅馆 Of the Hollywood premiere motel...
康斯薇拉是那里的常客了 Where consuela was known to frequent.
该死的，吓死我了 Damn! Oh my god.
嘿，宝贝，我叫摩卡，你想找人共度春宵么 Hey, baby, I'm mocha. You looking for a date?
我不想... I-- uh-- I don't think so.
什么？难不成你是同性恋么？ What-- you some kind of fag or something, sweetie?
什么鬼.. No! What would-- how--
摩卡，说不定你能帮我一个忙 mocha, maybe you could help me.
你有见过照片上的这个女孩么？ Have you seen this girl right here?
这是什么娱乐活动的入场券？ What kind of Annie Oakley bullshit is that?
这是她们在诺氏百乐坊游玩时拍的一张照片 Some kind of bullshit Knott's Berry Farm picture.
应该是这样 I don't know.
不过另外一位我见过，她叫卢佩 Well, that one's lupe, I've seen her.
住在216房 Room 216.
那你有没有见过她带的一条小狗？ You didn't see a little dog, too, did you?
见过，那狗绝对有些肠胃问题 Oh, that dog's got some bowel problems.
他可没有肠道问题呢 He doesn't have any bowel problems--
他到处拉屎啊 well, he shits fuckin' everywhere!
那是因为他有点神经紊乱 - 随便你啦 It's a nervous disorder. - Whatever.
听着，如果你改变了主意，我随时欢迎你的到来哟 Now, if you change your mind... Mocha will turn you out.
我会好好考虑一下的 I will noodle on that.
相信我，我一定会让你爽翻天的 Oh, I'm gonna noodle on you. Trust me.
你真帅 You cute.
现在是晚上8点36分 Okay, so, it is 8:36 P.M.
我刚刚买了些食物，可以在做监视任务的时候吃 I've got my stakeout provisions acquired...
我现在正前往观察点 I am headed to the lookout spot right now.
是时候开车前往目的地，开始进行监视任务了 Time to kick the tires and light the fire.
嘿 - 嘿 Hey.- Hey.
你是叫约翰吧？ - 对 John, right? - Yeah, hi--
我是约翰，你好 I'm John, my name's John. Hello.
我知道，我们见过面，而且我刚刚叫对了你的名字吧 I know, we've met. - I just said your name.
抱歉，我也记得你，我只是.. Yeah, I'm sorry, I remember you, I'm just, uh--
以为没人会记住我的名字呢 I'm not used to people remembering me.
我怎么可能忘掉一个 Well, how could I forget a guy who followed me...
曾经尾随过我的人 Down a dark alley?
哈哈，我真应该当时在那巷子里把你给杀了呢 I should have finished the job, killed you there.
不要介意，我只是开个玩笑 Sorry, I wouldn't kill you.
话说你刚才是不是在自言自语啊？ By the way, were you just talking to yourself?
对，不不不，我刚刚在用手机录音 Yeah-- no-- no, I was talking into my phone here.
我要做任务记录 - 真酷啊 I take field notes.- Cool.
是啊 Yeah.
所以你今天晚上是不是又要去跟踪人呢 So, are you following someone tonight?
可以这么说吧 Uh... actually, yes.
或许我不应该跟你说这些 I probably shouldn't be mentioning this...
我现在在调查一个大案子 But, yeah, I got a pretty sweet case going on.
我在跟踪一个涂鸦艺人，他叫萨尔瓦多·洛佩兹 I'm following a graffiti artist by the name of Salvatore Lopez.
萨尔瓦多·洛佩兹？ Salvatore Lopez?
也许叫萨尔瓦洛吧，大概是叫这个名字 Could be "salvator?, i don't really know.
我是他的粉丝 I love him.
是么，你也认识他么？ You do? You know him?
当然认识啊，他可算上是威尼斯区的班克斯（英国著名涂鸦艺人）了 Yeah, of course, he's like the Banksy of venice.
好吧 Right.
我真想见见他本人 I would love to see what he looks like.
我也想见见他 You and me both.
那你需要人陪你么 Do you want some company?
想倒是想，不过我 Yes, but you know it's just--
是在做一个监视任务，要一直待在车里，比较无聊 I mean, it's a stakeout, it's sitting in a car.
我不介意啊 I don't mind.
好吧，看样子你对夜生活的要求不高呀 Okay. You have a very low bar for a fun evening.
该我了 Okay, my turn.
艾伦·德詹尼斯，奥普拉，凯莉·蕾帕；这三位中 Fuck, marry, kill, Ellen Degeneres...
你想分别“上，娶和杀”哪一个？ Oprah or Kelly Ripa?
嗯，我选择上奥普拉，因为她挺美的 Okay, uh, well, I'd fuck Oprah, because she's beautiful.
她可是国宝级人物 如果我能让她满足的话，说不定她会送我一辆车呢 She's a national treasure and if i do it right, I'll get a car!
说不定车钥匙就藏在我的座位底下呢 （这大概是2013年奥普拉在哈佛大学毕业典礼演讲中的一个梗） Look under your seats!
然后我会选择娶艾伦 Then I guess I'd marry Ellen
因为她是个幽默的人 Just because of the sense of humor...
最好找一个有幽默感的人相伴一生 You gotta want that in a wife.
而且娶了她，我大概有穿不完的拖鞋和西装了 And she's got an endless supply of sneakers and suits.
那倒没错 That's true.
而且她还会天天跟你一起跳舞 And will dance the day away.
所以我会选择杀掉可怜的凯莉·蕾帕 And then, I guess, I'd have to kill Kelly. Sweet, sweet ripa.
因为游戏规则就是这样... Only because, that's the nature of the game...
总得杀掉一个人 And someone's gotta die.
要是我这么做的话，我大概会一生难以释怀 It would probably scar me for life...
可能还会毁掉我和艾伦的婚姻，所以.. It would ruin my marriage, with Ellen, so--
说的很有道理 that's fair.
我真没想到 It's so crazy to me that you, uh...
你居然也认识萨尔瓦多·洛佩兹 That you know Salvatore Lopez, that's--
他很棒的，我特别佩服他把日本的绘画理论 yeah, he's great, I mean, I love the way he combines...
与街头的涂鸦美学结合起来 The Japanese theory of shuko with a street-style aesthetic.
对，对 Yes, yes.
而且，他对男性生殖器官的了解，也是非常透彻的 Plus, his intimate knowledge with the male automony
画的非常有感觉 It's very sensual.
而且他的线条，刻画的非常真实 And the way the veins follow your eyes.
没错 Yeah, yeah.
还有睾丸旁边的阴影 - 是啊，是啊 And the scrotal shading.- Shut up.
其实我觉得你挺帅的 You know, you're kind of cute.
有人跟我说，要是罗杰·达尔特里早年痴迷于电脑 Well, I've been told I'm a bit of a young Roger daltrey...
那我和他简直是神似了 If he spent a lot of time with computers.
啊... Oh, John...
啊... Oh, Nola...
那不是我的小甜心嘛 Ooh, it's my little noodle.
女士们好 Hey. Mm-mm. Ladies.
你真是迷人啊 I like watching you walk away.
巴迪，终于找到你了 Buddy! Aw, man, come on. There you go.
想我了么 Did you miss me?
快过来，休息一会儿 Aw, come here, pal... Take a little rest.
你在我姐妹卢佩的房间里干什么？ What do you think you're doing in my girl lupe's room?
我来帮她遛狗的，她没跟你说么？ Dog Walker... they didn't tell you?
你看起来可不像个遛狗的 You don't look like no dog Walker to me.
是么？ Really?
宝贝，你就这点能耐么？ That's all you got, baby?
你知道么，我来到这的时候怀揣着一个梦想 See, I came to this town with a dream...
那就是成为那些狗屁明星的化妆师 Make-up artist to all the stars and shit.
但我遇到了亨利之后，就放弃了这个梦想 Then I got side-tracked when I met Henry.
他很帅，很懂浪漫 He was sweet as molasses.
很照顾我，很爱那时候的我 He took good care of me. Loved me for what I was.
这年头好男人不多见了 Good man like that's hard to find.
是啊 Don't I know it, girl.
那他后来怎么了？ What happened to him?
我把他给杀了 Oh, I killed him.
宝贝，你看这妆画的怎么样？ There... what do you think, sugar?
看起来挺特别的 I feel really special.
我就知道你会喜欢的 Yeah, I knew you would.
你猜我下一步要干嘛 Whew! You know what I think is next?
开车送我回家？ A ride home?
下一步，我要帮你剃下面的毛，宝贝 We gonna have to give you a shave, baby.
我马上就回来 I'll be right back.
让我先把小狗狗送到浴室里去 Come on, sweetness, let's move little doggie to the bathroom...
省得他到时候拉在床上 Before it shits all over the bed.
这一定会很有意思的 Gonna have some fun...
记得别乱动哟 Now, don't be wiggling around on me...
要不然伤到了你的老二就不好了，宝贝 'Cause I'd hate to cut off what little you got down there, baby.
我们走，巴迪，快过来 Here you go, buddy. Here boy, here you go, pal, come here.
快，我们走 Come on, let's go. Here we go.
给老娘滚回来 Get your ass back here now!
我的鼻子！ You broke my nose!
姑娘们，抓住他！ Girls!
巴迪，快跑，我会找到你的 Run, buddy, I'll find you!
抓住他！ Get him!
混蛋，站住，别跑！ Bitch, come back here! Come back here, motherfucker!
快抓住他！ Let's get him!
抓住那个混蛋！ Get that motherfucker!
姑娘们，快点抓住他！ Come on, girls! Let's get him! Get him!
我们要痛扁你一顿，给老娘滚出来！ We're gonna kick your ass! Open that car!
给我滚出来！ Get out of that car right now!
其实他还挺帅的 He was kinda cute.
嘿 Hey.
你好啊 Hello.
嘿，两位最近过的如何啊 Hey, fellas, how you doing?
欠债还钱，天经地义 You borrow money, you pay money back.
我没说不还啊 - 那钱呢？ Yeah, of course I do. - So?
你给了我一周的期限啊 - 放屁，我让你一天内还清 You gave me a week. - No, it's a day.
但你说好了让我一周内还清啊，对吧？ Yeah, but it's a week though, right?
我从来都让人一天内还清债 It's always a day.
是一天，对吧？ It's one day, no?
从来都是一天 It's always been a day.
口红不错 Mm... nice lipstick.
那是我女朋友的口红印 Oh yeah, it's my girlfriend's lipstick.
和你眼睛的颜色很配啊 Brings out the color in your eyes.
所以真的是一天么？ - 对啊 So, a day? - One day.
好吧 All right.
去，让他长长记性 Remind him of the due date, huh?
卢，我敢肯定那画的是你 I'm pretty sure that's you, lew...
但是看不懂画的具体内容 I just don't know what happened to you.
已经没时间了，你知道么？ I'm running out of time, okay?
客户明天就要来看房子了 The Chinese are coming to visit the building tomorrow.
那应该是一个墨西哥摔跤选手 It's a lucha libre wrestler...
看起来画中的你在吸他的蛋蛋啊，卢 And I think he's tea-bagging you, lew.
如果再不抓住这个混蛋，这笔生意就要吹了，你知道么 I'm gonna lose the sale, okay?
我所付出的一切都会付诸东流的！ Everything I worked for, for fuck's sake!
你答应过会帮我搞定的 You said you were gonna take care of this!
别急，你放心，我会处理好的 All right, I got it, I got it--
真的？ - 我会搞定的 okay? - I'll take care of it.
那你动作快点 - 天，这家伙真是难缠 All right? - Jesus Christ.
是真他妈的难缠 Jesus Christ.
卢，我跟你说件事，能借我五千块么 Hey, lew, you think you could-- loan me $5,000?
你要我借你钱？滚吧你 You want me to lend you-- fuck you!
史蒂夫，快点抓住他吧！ Steve!
你这边是什么情况 And what happened to you?
你不是今天在这边盯着的么 You were supposed to take care of this.
是啊，很抱歉，我分心了 Yeah, I know, I'm sorry, i got, uh... distracted.
别解释了，赶紧抓住这混蛋就行 Just go find the graffiti artist.
讲道理，这画挺有创意的 It's very creative.
我从来没想过还能这么玩 I've never even imagined tea-bagging someone like that.
我马上出发 I'll--
嘿，戴夫 hey, Dave.
这大早上的你就一个人喝起酒来了？ You're drinking alone and the sun's still up.
有人把我从自家的房子里赶了出来 I've been evicted from my own house.
我很难过 Ah, I'm sorry to hear that.
有困难就找兄弟我 You know I'm there for you.
我会的 I know.
你要保证，有困难一定来找我 Promise me that you'll let me be there.
放心，我会的 Fine. I'll let you be there.
兄弟，我现在遇到了点麻烦，你是我的最后一根救命稻草了 Listen, I count on you to be the ballast in my life.
你一定得帮帮我 I need you to turn this thing around.
放心，我会帮你的 I'm there for you.
我借的那五千块加上利息，今天必须还了 So, about that five grand plus interest I need...
要不然尤里会杀了我的 So Yuri doesn't kill me.
我冲浪店清仓甩卖赚的钱都在这了 From the closing sale at the shop.
哇 Oh, wow.
兄弟，我的钱就是你的钱 Me dinero es su dinero.
兄弟，多谢了 Thanks, man. Thank you.
真的谢谢 Really, thank you.
你还在试着放下过去的事么 So, you are learning to let go?
我一直在试呢 I'm letting go, all right.
喏，这是我家的钥匙，喝完酒去我家住 Here... crash at my place.
好的，谢了 Yeah. Thanks.
嘿，尤里 Hey, Yuri.
嘿 Hey.
谢谢你借我的钱 Thank you very much, very much.
不客气 You're welcome.
你是个信守承诺的人 You're a man of your word, da?
你也是，很谢谢你 You, too. I appreciate it.
听着，别再找我借钱了 Listen, don't borrow any money from me, huh?
借我的钱是件危险的事 It's dangerous.
好的 - 谢谢 Right. - Thank you.
再次感谢 - 走吧，姑娘们 All right, thanks again.- Come on, ladies.
嘿，史蒂夫，先等等 Hey, Steve? Hey, hold on.
我应该是找到那个家伙了 Hold on. Wait for it. Yes, I got him!
我找到萨尔瓦多了 I got Salvatore.
你说啥？ What?
他现在就在我眼前 Yeah, I was looking right at him.
还有 Uh-- and-- just--
我不知道这条信息是否重要，他不是拉美人 I don't know if this changes anything, but he's not latino.
萨尔瓦多·洛佩兹是个拉美人的名字 Well, 'cause Salvatore Lopez, right?
但他不是拉美裔的，他是个黑人 But he's not, he's black.
好吧，我马上就去找你 All right, I'll see you in a little bit.
我不是种族歧视啊 That doesn't make me a racist...
但我觉得你最好... 我在这等你 I just thought you might-- I'll be here.
天啊 Jesus.
你就是萨尔瓦多吧 - 对 You must be Salvatore. - Yeah.
什么事？ So?
你这幅画卖多少钱? How much does this one go for?
一万块 $10,000.
我跟你说，我只出五块买你这幅画 I'll tell you what, I'll give you five dollars for this...
还能让你免于牢狱之灾 And keep you from going to jail.
牢狱之灾？ Jail?
老哥，你在胡说什么呢，快滚吧 Man, I think you should get the fuck out of here.
你想干什么 What's that? What's that?
不准乱动，你个小混蛋 Hold still, jerkoff.
你在我的头上涂蓝颜料 You painted the top of my head blue.
还记得么 You remember?
现在我要你把知道的一切，从实招来 Now you're gonna tell me everything you know.
去你妈的，混蛋，这颜料洗不掉的 Hey, fuck you, man. This paint don't come off.
你在他的脸上写了什么 What-- what-- what'd you write on his face?
还是说你只是踩了他几脚？ Or did you just stomp him?
伙计，我怎么可能这么暴力呢 Dude, what is with you and all the violence?
该死，他怎么会来 Aw, shit.
哟，看看谁来了啊 Hey, look who it is.
兄弟，最近过得如何啊 What's up, cholos?
我的货呢？ Where's my shit?
他的货呢？ Yeah, where's his shit?
哥们，我耳朵好使的很 Dude, I'm standing right here.
不用你像个复读机一样重复他说的话 I can hear every word he says.
闭嘴！ - 嘿 Shut the fuck up! - Hey, hey...
别这么没礼貌 - 你也给我闭嘴 Don't talk to him like that-- - you shut the fuck up!
我闭嘴，我闭嘴，大家都别激动 I'm cool, I'm cool. We're all good.
你要追不回你的狗了 You and your dog's time is running out.
你是不是还没找到卢佩？ You didn't find lupe yet, did you?
要去找她的人，是你 You're the one that's supposed to be looking.
我只要把我的货追回来 I want my shit back!
我要把我的狗追回来 I want my dog back.
天啊 Whoa, jeez. Great.
我再给你一天时间 You got 24 hours, Holmes.
我会回来找你算账的 I'm gonna come find you.
快去找吧 Have fun.
你可能不会在意这个，但你刚刚说的是“24” You probably don't care but, um-- you're saying, "24"...
手上比划的却是“42” But your hands are actually saying, "42."
我跟你说，如果我要比划这些黑帮手势 I know when I do my gang gestures...
我肯定会多对着镜子练习几次 I like to practice in the mirror.
看到这块手表了么？这表已经烂了，找不到我的货，老子就把你打烂 See this watch? This watch is shit. Fuck your watch!
跟他说这些，你脑子有毛病么？ What's the matter with you?
我劝你有空多去外面走走 You might want to get out of the house once in a while.
我知道 I know.
你在忙什么呢？ What are you doing?
我要准备一下，帮那群黑帮的家伙把毒品偷回来 I gotta go steal back some drugs for these gang guys...
这样我就能找回我的狗了 So I can get my dog back.
但首先我要摆平那群狗屁房产中介 But first I gotta go shake up these real estate assholes.
厉害了 Cool.
要一起出去闯闯么？ Wanna come?
行啊 Yeah!
听起来很有意思 Sounds like fun.
可能有点危险哦 Could be dangerous.
说不定我会挂呢 Maybe I'll die.
你好，我们是来找卡特先生的 Hi, we're here to see Mr. Carter.
你有预约过么？ Do you have an appointment?
没有，告诉他，我是代表犹太卢来的，他就知道了 No, just tell him we represent lew the Jew.
犹太卢？ Lew the Jew?
没错，快去吧 Lew the Jew. Hurry up.
请稍等 Just a moment.
你怎么想着突然插嘴呢？ Hurry up?
我已经没耐心了 No more Patience.
请等一下 Have a mint.
先生们，找我有什么事么？ How can I help you, gentlemen?
你摊上大事了，混蛋 You are so fucked.
抱歉，你说什么来着？ I'm sorry, excuse me?
你们是来谈钱的？肯定是 This about money? - It's always about money.
犹太卢也只会跟我谈钱了，直说吧，你们要多少钱？ It's lew the Jew, come on, you need a few bucks?
我们不是来要钱的 No, don't need money.
我们想跟你谈笔生意 But here is the deal we are gonna make you.
关于犹太卢的那栋公寓楼，你要帮他安排一个可观的售价 You are gonna make lew the Jew a very generous offer...
作为你暗中使坏的赔偿 For all the shit that you've done to his apartment building.
我们考虑了一下，2200万比较合适 We were thinking $22 million.
两千两百...两千两百万？ 22-- $22 million?
而且，你还要给戴夫免费安排一个全新的高级公寓，不要二手的 And you are gonna give Dave here a brand new condo.
带一室一厅的 One bedroom and a den.
要靠海边的 Right on the beach, for free.
好了，你扯完了，现在我觉得应该报警了 Okay, this, uh... is a moment for me to call the police.
抱歉 Excuse me.
好啊，那你可以再给警察们看看这个 Oh, good, well, you can show them this...
这是一份签署了名字的 Because right there, that is a signed--
经过公证的 notarized.
宣誓书，签署人是萨尔瓦多·洛佩兹 Sworn affidavit by a Salvatore Lopez...
他就是那位你雇的涂鸦艺人 The graffiti artist that you hired to paint all over...
你雇他在犹太卢公寓楼的外墙上涂鸦，这样的话，他的客户可以找借口降低报价 Lew the Jew's buildings, so the Chinese would drop...
然后你就能低价购入，赚取差价 Their offer and you could buy for less.
要是你不想我把这些事抖出去，那你最好在协议上签个字 So, we have a deal, right?
还是说要我把你的头按在墙壁上，强迫你签字？ Or am I gonna have to put your head through that fucking wall?
好好好，先生们，我签行了吧，快走吧，祝二位今天过得愉快 There, there you go, fellas. You have a good day, all right?
拜拜 Bye, bye.
钱少了 You're short.
你说什么？ - 怎么可能只有这么点钱 What? - You're short.
我把货卖给“王子”就得了这么多钱，都在这了 That's all prince gave me for that stuff.
我发誓 I swear.
奥斯卡，我是绝对不会骗你的 Oscar, I would never lie to you.
我要回斯派德那了，免得他起疑心 I gotta get back to spyder's before he suspects anything.
如果斯派德发现了我们两个人的事，会怎么样？ What happens if spyder finds out?
那就做掉他 Fuck spyder.
你把我的狗带走干嘛？ - 这狗是我在外面找到的 Where are you taking my dog? - I found him out back.
所以现在他是我的了 He's my dog now.
这也行！？ What?
待在这，别到处乱跑 Just stay here.
真是个疯子 Pinche loco.
我们该走了 Time to go.
去他妈的奥斯卡，去他妈的斯派德 Fuck Oscar and fuck spyder.
你家里居然还有这些玩意？ Bonus! What gives?
只是以防万一罢了 - 我也是怎么觉得的 Some "just in case" stuff. - I guess.
这些枪你从哪弄来的？从某个毒枭手上买的？ Wow, where'd you get this? Some drug lord?
怎么可能，你还记得达娜·卡明斯基么 Nah. You remember Dana kaminski?
记得，怎么了 Yeah.
她爸爸是个警察 Well, her old man was a cop.
原来如此 Sweet.
要不要带上手榴弹？ - 要 Grenade? - Yeah.
给你 - 谢啦 Cool. - Thank you.
指节套环要么？ - 要 Knuckle duster? - Yep.
忍者飞镖呢？ - 要 Ninja throwing star? - Yeah.
你确定要跟我一起去么 You sure you want to do this?
不然我还能干嘛？ 我们一起并肩作战 What else have I got to do? I'm with you.
还有那个手铐也带上 To the hounds. Nice.
你的车爆胎了 You got a flat tire.
你说啥？ What?
你这是在逗我么 Are you kidding me?
那赶快修啊 Well, fix the fucking thing.
我才不修轮胎呢 Gigi don't fix no tires.
他妈的 Shit.
快把轮胎修好，不然我们要迟到了 Fix the fucking thing or we're gonna be late.
好吧 - 动作快点 Fine. - Hurry up, okay?
呵呵，你个臭婊子 Hurry up. Bitch.
- 你刚刚说谁？ - 说的就是你 - What? - You heard me.
这玩意真好使啊 Awesome.
怎么修了半天还没修好？ What the hell's taking so long, girl?
别动 I'll take that. - Okay.
我的狗呢 Where's my dog?
你的狗在斯派德那 Spyder has him.
我发誓 I swear.
你好，我叫戴夫 Hi, I'm Dave.
我刚刚把你朋友电晕了 I just electrocuted the shit out of your friend.
他现在在后备箱里 He's taking a little nap in the trunk.
来来来，把手铐戴上 I want you to try these bracelets on.
免费的哦 They're free.
其余的可卡因呢 Where's the rest of the coke?
都在这了 That's all there was.
对着膝盖骨来一枪，肯定会很疼 Ooh, a shot to the knee cap, that's-- that's gonna hurt.
好好好..我说实话 Okay, okay, okay, okay..
我把那些可卡因卖给一个黑人毒贩了，绰号“王子” I sold it to this guy, black dude, prince.
我该上哪找他？ Where can I find him?
他经常去一个叫“鸟笼”的酒吧 He's always at this bar called bird cage.
你真漂亮 You're very cute.
你们要去哪，不能把我一个人抛在这啊 Where are you going? You can't leave me here!
放心，等我们走远了 Oh, don't worry, we're gonna call the 9-1-1 for you...
我们会叫警察来的 As soon as we scamper off.
准备享受监狱生活吧 Enjoy prison.
该死的外国佬！ What? Pinches gringos!
嘿! Hey!
你准备好了么 Okay, you ready?
我今年还没干过什么大事呢 I've got a boner for the first time in a year.
听你这么说我竟无言以对 I have no real response to that statement.
伙计，你还好么 Hey, man, how you doing?
滚你丫的 Fuck you.
要对暗号么？ Is there a cover?
去死吧 Fuck you.
别挡道，“王子”在等我们呢 Prince is expecting us.
箱子里是什么 What's in the case?
买毒品的钱 A lot of money to buy cocaine.
这枪我待会应该用得上 I was planning on using that later.
这酒吧有后门么 Is there a back door to this place?
去你妈的 Man, fuck you.
非常感谢，你真是个好人 Thanks very much. You're really good.
滚你妈的 Fuck you.
一杯曼哈顿啤酒，不加冰 Manhattan, neat,
我要一杯伏特加汤力 vodka tonic.
要我教你怎么调么？ Do you need me to walk you through that?
别紧张 Whoa... not so fast.
我们是来找“王子”的，斯派德派我们来的 We're here to see prince. Spyder sent us.
斯派德？昨天奥斯卡不是叫了个女的过来么 Spyder? But Oscar sent some girl over yesterday.
等一下 Hang on.
他让你们进去，他说你们最好别动什么歪脑筋 He said they'd see you, but they hope you know what you're doing.
他就在走廊尽头的那间房子里 It's that door down at the end of the hall.
谢谢 Thanks.
“王子”是一个现代的“企业家” prince is a modern-day entrepreneur...
洗钱，组织卖淫，贩毒 Money laundering, prostitution, drug dealing...
样样都能干 What doesn't this guy do?
这两个家伙看起来不像是道上的人 These two look the fuck out of place.
这两个家伙怎么会... What the hell are these cats--
你们他妈的是哪位啊？ yo, yo, yo, who the fuck are you?
我叫史蒂夫 I'm Steve.
我叫戴夫 I'm Dave.
首先 Okay, okay, first thing...
能不能介绍我认识一下你们这的dj You gotta give me the card for that dj, man.
他放的音乐挺好听的 He is playing some great music out there.
你他妈的来找我就是要认识一下那个狗屁DJ？ Came here to talk to me about the motherfucking dj?
你他妈的是疯了吧 You a crazy motherfucker.
好了，别拐弯抹角了 All right, well, so enough with the talking and shit...
把箱子打开，让我看看你们带了多少钱 Open the case.
先把货给我们看看 Yeah, just show me the stuff.
先看钱 Uh, just open the case.
先看货 - 先看钱 Show me the stuff. - Just open the case.
先看货 - 先看钱 Show us the stuff. - Open the case.
先他妈的让我们看货 Show us the fucking stuff!
混蛋，先他妈的让我们看钱 Motherfucker, open the motherfucking case.
先他妈的让我们看货 Show us the motherfucking stuff!
史蒂夫，你他妈的快把箱子打开 Open the motherfucking case, Steve!
你说什么呢 - 快杀了这两个混蛋 What are-- what are you doing? - Kill these motherfuckers.
该死的 Shit!
现在我要你乖乖的坐着 Now the thing you need to do is sit there real quiet...
别乱动 And just sit back.
老子的枪眼对着你呢 I'm just gonna hold this up to your neck.
很好 Okay, be very cool.
来，站起来 We're gonna stand up, you ready? Come on.
这可是真玩意哦 Shit just got real.
你把枪放下，快点 You, put your gun down, put your gun down.
把那些可卡因，都装在箱子里，然后把箱子关上 Take that cocaine, put it in our case and shut it.
滴答滴答 Tick, tick, tick, tick.
我们走，慢慢来 Oh, here we go, nice and easy.
慢慢来 - 老板你怎么被劫持了 Nice and easy, watch your step. - You're in control, boss.
滚你的 Fuck you.
戴夫，你可以搞定吧 Dave, you got this?
放心 I got it.
别乱动，站好了 Good, easy, don't move, don't fucking move, you hear me?
很高兴见到你们 It was nice meeting you, all of you!
这个送你哟 Hold on to this.
妈的妈的 Oh, shit! Oh! Oh, shit!
他妈的 Oh, fuck.
你们他妈的瞎跑什么 The fuck y'all running to?
你们被解雇了，都给我滚 You motherfuckers fired! All of y'all are fired.
对，我是那个给你们送松饼的 That's right, it's the muffin man.
你找回那些毒品了？ you find that cocaine?
叫斯派德接电话 - 你去死吧 Just put spyder on the phone! - Go fuck yourself!
奥斯卡，我才不会去死呢 No, I will not go fuck myself, Oscar.
你告诉斯派德，我找回了他的货 Just tell spyder that I got his coke...
把我的狗和钱还给我 And I want my dog and my money, all right?
我今晚过去找你们，就这样，拜拜 So I'll be over there tonight. All right, goodbye.
听起来很简单啊 Well, that was easy.
是啊，进去容易，出来难 Yeah, easy getting in, not so easy getting out.
感觉这是鸿门宴啊 It sure smells like a set-up.
你有计划么 You got a plan?
我当然有计划 Of course, I got a plan.
不知道你有没有看转现在的情况 You see what's happening here, don't you?
你人生中第一次把凯蒂和泰勒的需要 For the first time in your life, Katey and Taylor...
置于你的需要之上 You're putting them and their needs before your own.
而我呢，我也是人生中第一次 Now me, I'm doing the totally opposite thing.
把自己的需求置于别人的需求之上 I'm putting my needs before anyone else's...
所以这次 For the first time in my life.
我变成了以前的你，你变成了以前的我 I've become you, and you've become me.
想来是挺微妙的啊，戴夫 It's a little right on the nose, isn't it, Dave?
是啊，不过这种状态，应该不会持续太长时间吧 Sure, but I didn't have much time with it.
好消息，天啊，别开枪，是我 Great news! Jesus! It's me, it's okay.
约翰，你来这干什么？ What the fuck are you doing here, John?
我给你带了两位客人来 Oh, uh, I have something for you guys.
二位早上好啊 Hi, guys.
两位老哥，你们来太早了 Fellas, you're a day early...
夏威夷烤猪宴推迟到明天了 The luau has been changed'til tomorrow.
扯淡吧你 Fuck you!
曼努，请不要骂人 Hey, manu? Just-- please.
抱歉 - 好么？ Sorry. - Okay?
我的错 - 没事的 Sorry. - It's okay.
史蒂夫，我们是来跟你道歉的 Listen, we are here to apologize to you, Steve...
上次不该把你痛打一顿 For kicking the shit out of you.
这位小兄弟说我们应该道个歉，于是我们就来了 Yeah, little dude says we should.
你们为什么要听他的啊？ Why are you listening to the little dude?
他在跟我们的妹妹约会啊 He's dating our sister.
你们有好几个妹妹？ How many sisters do you have?
就一个啊 Only one.
是的，我们两人很般配 Yeah, yeah, it just happened, just crazy chemistry...
发展的太快了，拦都拦不住 Just right off the bat.
我们感情很好 Just very-- very heated, in a respectable way, just modest--
相敬如宾 modests, hot modests.
那你们为什么不揍他一顿？ Why didn't you just beat the shit out of him?
因为我们的母亲喜欢他啊 Momma likes him.
你都见过诺拉的母亲了？ You met Nola's mom?
是的，昨天才见的，我去他们家吃的午饭 Yeah, yeah, uh, just yesterday, actually... a very lovely lunch.
她妈妈厨艺很好 Joan... is a wonderful cook.
而且我还发现，我和她都很爱看怀旧电影 And it turns out, we both have a passion for vintage cinema, so--
所以你不会再追杀我了吧 so we're all good here?
不会了 Yeah, we're cool.
你们话还没说完呢 And?
哦对，史蒂夫，很抱歉上次揍了你，所以如果你需要我们帮什么忙的话 Oh, we owe you, Steve, and if there's anything you need...
尽管来找我们 You could come see us.
你们最近有空么 What are you guys doing right now?
跟很多人不一样 I know I'm in the minority here...
我可不愿意去一个阴森的毒贩窝点 But I don't love gun battles...
参加一场枪战 At creepy, drug-cartel trap houses.
如果可以的话 If anything, I'm more of an "au natural"...
我更愿意当一个拳拳到肉的格斗家 Hand-to-hand combat kind of guy.
所以我没跟他们一起，一个人回办公室去了 So, I just sat this one out and headed back to the office.
你懂的，去做那些文书工作了 You know, to do office stuff.
我来救你了，巴迪 Here you go, buddy. Hold tight, okay, come on.
别出声，我带你离开这 Ssh, let's get out of here.
怎么样，我身手可以吧 Right?
看样子你也没做什么计划嘛 Not much of a plan, if I can say that.
你保管好箱子，我要去救巴迪 Stay here with the coke. I'm gonna try and get buddy.
注意隐蔽 Keep your head down.
包在我身上 Picked the right man for the job.
尝尝我们的厉害！ Get some!
去死吧 Fuck you.
搞什么鬼，蠢货！ What the fuck, Holmes?
兄弟，那个送松饼的混蛋来了 It's that muffin motherfucker, man!
他又杀回来了，还开枪打我呢 He's back, took a shot at me!
注意窗户外面的动静，我去找那个混蛋 Watch the windows, I'll find that muffinfucker!
把枪放下 Drop the gun.
斯派德知不知道你勾结卢佩偷走了毒品，而且你还跟她在外面有一腿？ Does spyder know you and lupe stole all the drugs? And you've been fucking her?
毒品在哪，混蛋？ Where's my coke, bitch?
你个满嘴谎话的混蛋 You lying motherfucker.
现在你要怎样？ Now what?
我们说好了的，你找到我的货，换回你的钱和狗 We had a deal... your doggie and the money for my cocaine.
对啊 Yeah.
你应该找到了吧 You got my coke?
马上就到 It's on it's way.
受死吧，混蛋 Bring it on, motherfucker!
戴夫，你在干什么呢 Dave, Dave! What the fuck are you doing?
我控制不住自己 I'm completely out of control.
别紧张，自己人 All right, that's our guy.
那个箱子是给我的么 Is that for me?
别紧张，箱子给我 Yes, here we go. I got it, I got it.
伙计，谢谢你 Dude... okay. Thank you.
保管好钱 Hang on to that.
终于找到你了，我的巴迪 There he is, come here.
我好想你啊 Buddy! I missed you so much!
你有喂他吃的么 You been feeding my dog?
狗粮，羊肉和米饭混一起，他超爱吃的 Pedigree, lamb and rice blend, he loves that shit.
是的，谢谢你照顾他 Yeah, he does. Thanks for looking after him.
不客气 No problem.
那我们两清了吧？ We cool?
没事了，后会有期 Cool. See you down the road, Holmes.
好的 All right, okay.
这个斯派德，其实也没那么坏嘛 Not a bad fella, that spyder.
最后，史蒂夫收拾好了烂摊子 so, Steve got the job done.
当然，他用的手段不是那么正经 Was it unorthodox in execution? Sure.
在过去的一天中，他的头部多次受到撞击 Should he see someone about multiple concussions...
我觉得他肯定需要找个医生看看了 In a span of 24 hours? Definitely.
他有一些心理问题 Could he benefit from maybe a therapist to help him...
去看心理医生能否帮到他呢？ Sort out some of his many issues?
这我可不好说 That's not for me to say.
最重要的是，史蒂夫找回了他的狗 The main thing is... Steve got his dog back.
犹太卢的公寓楼卖了个好价钱，我呢，有了个女朋友 Lew the Jew made good on his deal, and me, I got the girl.
简直难以想象，我也能找到女朋友 Never thought I'd get to say that.
房子送你了 She's all yours.
要好好待她哟 You, uh, take good care of her, huh?
我会的 I will, lew.
那就好 Okay.
非常感谢 Thank you very much.
不客气 Yeah.
你做得好 You did the right thing.
才不是呢 Nah.
嘿 - 嘿 Hey. - Hey.
宝贝，喜欢你的新房间么 Hi, baby. Do you like your new room?
很不错呢，谢谢你，史蒂夫叔叔 My new room is pretty amazing. Thanks, uncle Steve.
不客气，今天玩的尽兴啊 You're welcome. Have a good time today.
我猜你可能会想喝这个 Thought you might want that.
谢谢 Thank you.
热气腾腾的牛肉出炉咯 Hot moo!
牛肉来了！ Moo!
给我来块牛排 I'll take a steak.
总之，所有人都很开心，案子也结了，看起来是个圆满的结局 either way,everyone is happy. Case closed.
哪位？ Hello.
史蒂夫，是我，约翰 Steve, it's me, it's John.
我听不太清 - 我能听到你的声音 I can't hear you very well. - Here, I got you.
你是哪位？ - 我是约翰 Who is this? - It's John.
嗯，我知道可能大家都在期待我做的的世界级意面沙拉 Yeah, uh, look, I know everyone is probably looking forward...
但我今天可能去不了了 To my world-famous pasta salad, but I won't be able to make it.
听你的意思，我邀请你来参加聚会 so I invite you to my party...
你这是打算空手来了？ And you're not gonna bring anything?
不不不，意面沙拉早就做好了 No, no, uh, I won't be able to attend the barbeque...
但我可能去不了聚餐了 Pasta salad's already made.
好吧，没关系伙计，我们明天见 Okay, no worries, pal, I'll see you tomorrow.
好，那个.. Well, yeah--
史蒂夫，你还在么？ hello? Steve?
他好像挂断电话了 Ah, I believe he hung up.
这就麻烦了，如果他不来找我们 That's terrible, because if he's not gonna come to us...
那就意味着，我们要去找他 Now we gotta go to him...
也就是说，你得告诉我们他住在哪 Which means you need to tell us where he is.
不，我不会说的 No... no, I won't.
你们自己去想办法找他 So, you're just gonna have to find him...
我敢肯定你找不到他的 And you won't be able to find Steve.
他对威尼斯区的情况 Not in venice, he knows every nook and cranny...
一清二楚 In this neighborhood.
他人脉很广 He'll disappear, he's got friends in high places...
总能找到藏身之处的 And got friends in low places.
我不是故意引用歌词的 I didn't mean to quote that country song right now...
我的意思是，他一觉察到危险 But the point is, if he even gets a whiff of trouble...
就会消失于茫茫人海之中 He'll turn into a ghost.
他... Not literally, obviously, but--
克兰西，把刚刚那段录音往回倒几秒 hold on. Clancy, rewind that shit back like a minute.
我们不是从犹太卢那里搞到了一个房子的地址么 What's the address of that house we scored from lew the Jew?
我现在正站在史蒂夫父母的房子前 I'mstanding in Steve's parents'...
它位于荷兰运河街845号 House at 845 Holland canal...
就是房子的外面有白色栅栏的那一栋 The one with the white picket fence.
应该是上世纪中叶建造的 I think it's mid-century.
不错，现在时候正合适 Really? And you know, it's perfect timing...
我现在饿的要死，刚好我也很爱吃意面沙拉 Because I'm starving... and i really love pasta salad.
听说你做的意面沙拉是世界级的啊 I hear yours is world-renowned.
你们都饿了吧？准备去吃大餐了么 ？ You guys hungry? Y'all ready to go eat?
我们要去参加派对了，白人小子 Yeah, okay? We're going to a party, white boy.
天，求求你别开枪 Oh, god. Please don't.
算了..我们走 Actually-- let's go.
谢谢你没开枪打我的蛋 Thank you... thank you for not shooting my balls.
好吧，我就在这等着吧 Okay, well, I'll just be here.